Quotes

Mr. Meyers-isms

Mr. Meyers is my Bible 12 teacher. He is very sarcastic, and likes to throw out these crazy sayings. I have taken the liberty of writing down a few of them for your reading pleasure.

"Now, if you looked at this and thought 'mushroom'... well then, you've been listening to too much Pink Floyd"

"What happens at Christmas besides little elves dancing on the roof singing 'Alleluia'... Or maybe that's just at my house"

"Repeat after me, the bunny does not go to the bathroom!"

"It's about as useful as a horshoe in the middle of the ocean"

"Alexander the Great, not to be confused with Alexander the Lesser who works at 7-11."

"...A pustulent rock at the bottom of a lake"