"Meatloaf, meatloaf, double beat-loaf. I hate meatloaf."
--Randy, in A Christmas Story
"A gun rack? A gun rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack? I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?"
--Wayne, in Wayne's World
"Does anyone here speak English . . . or even ancient Greek?"
--Marcus Brody, in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
"Stand aside! I take large steps!"
--Captain Gloriosus, in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
--Veccini, in The Princess Bride
"You are a pig from hell."
--"Weezer," in Steel Magnolias
"I forgive you . . . Now drink it."
--Elizabeth Taylor, in Cleopatra
"I have no response to that."
--Veronica, in Joe Versus the Volcano
"Having two milkshakes in one sitting is my idea of social splendor. It's one of the perks of being shallow."
--James Hamilton (played by John Hannah), in Sliding Doors
"I wish every day was shearing day!"
--Midianite girl, in The Ten Commandments
"Because [a spoon] is dull, you twit. It'll hurt more."
--Sheriff of Nottingham, in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves