2. how many times, alyssa, before you tog elijah you have to tackle him onto a bed! [usa] [www]
3. how many times, choi, if you tag on a tig you have to rip all their clothes off and marinate them in kisses! [usa] [www]
4. how many times, shannon, within a 24 hour period, you are only allowed 3 tigs per tag...if you go over that amount you have a tog--after 3 togs, you are barred from tig for one month! [usa] [www]
5. how many times, amanda, if you tig dom twice within 2 hours, he has to get on his knees in front of you and say "i'm not worthy!" [usa] [www]
6. how many times, blue, never double tig on a tog after 11 pm on sundays in front of a naked midget wearing pink bunny ears and juggling meatballs! [usa] [www]
7. how many times, lily, you have to tig on a tog tag, but if it's noon on a wednesday, then you have to tog on elijah while eating bbq chips! [usa] [www]
8. how many times, laur, you can't tig on a tog during the twelfth sunday on the year while wearing a cowboy hat and doing the hokey pokey! [usa] [www]
9. how many times, lynn cheshire, if you're going to perform a tig on the 29th of february, you need to perform a flying glomp on one of the four hobbit actors, or say "you can't double-tig a tag" 29 times fast! [usa] [www]
10. how many times, ems, if you tig billy when he's drinking something alcoholic, he has to sing the hobbit drinking song! [usa] [www]
11. how many times, caitlyn, you can't tig on a tag on march 24, unless it's on the 3rd sunday of a leap year! [canada] [www]
12. how many times, moll, you can't tig a tog unless you've togged a tag, but that's only after you've tagged a tig on a tog on a tiggity tag tog! [usa] [www]
13. how many times, kate, never double tag a tig-tog on friday 13th unless you want dom to spank you...actually not a bad idea, this may be a rule to be broken! [england] [www]
14. how many times, megan, you can't tog a tig while dom has 'trees' written on his hands! [usa] [www]
15. how many times, sarah, a turg can be performed after you triple-tig someone who's double-togged someone else! [usa] [www]
16. how many times, tara, there are bonus tigs for every stranger you tog in a crowded area! [canada] [www]
17. how many times, karen, you're supposed to tig a tog on the day that tigging a tog is allowed, and tigging a tog in a crowd gives you the right to tig and tog at any tig toggin time! [usa] [www]
18. how many times, anna, the first tuesday of every month, every tog has to be accompanied by a snog! [usa] [www]
19. how many times, jackie, if you tag billy after he's been togged, then everyone must hop backwards while chanting "got gat git" until someone manages to double tig dom. then all may resume movement as normal! [usa] [www]
20. how many times, ashley, if you tig a person with red hair, and they tig you back you have to shout: hallelujah, hobbit power! [canada] [www]
21. how many times, lane, if you are tigged by billy, then you must in return tag billy's tig! [usa] [www]
22. how many times, melissa, bonus points to whoever can tog 5 times in a row! [usa] [www]
23. how many times, cheryl, you must have 5 tigs in a row before you can tog! [usa] [www]
24. how many times, jen, if you tig a person on their birthday, they must tiss you back. (a tiss is a tig using lips only.) unless it's a leap year, then the tiss becomes a tuss! [usa] [www]
25. how many times, ras, if you triple-tig dom, he has to tag your next tog! [australia] [www]
26. how many times, nikki, after your third tig and you've received four togs, you must tig on a stranger once then tigtog dom, who then has to lick billy, who then must tag elijah! [usa] [www]
27. how many times, alyssa, you cannot tig on a tag-tog until exactly 13 minutes after eating second breakfast! [usa] [www]
28. how many times, aarien, if you tag on a tog, the tog must have first followed a tig which was previously tagged on a tog! [usa] [www]
29. how many times, kaze, you can't tog if hamsters were involved when you were double-tagged on a tig! [canada] [www]
30. how many times, vicky, you can't tug someone until you're already togtigtagged (in that order) on the third thursday of february or august. if that day happens to be a full moon, you can double-tug! [usa] [www]
31. how many times, beth, you can only tig-tag a tog if you have previously demonstrated the ability to juggle two apples and an orange. otherwise, you must strip down to your underwear and do the funky chicken dance in a public place! [usa] [www]
32. how many times, alissa, you can't double tig your friend if you have drunk a pint of hot chocolate with mini marshmallows at lunch time in the last 48 hours! [usa] [www]
33. how many times, ceri, if you are triple-tig-tagged by dom at any one time, it is then perfectly acceptable to ravish a nearby orli! [wales] [www]
34. how many times, bailey, if your name is george you can triple tig on a double tag, but you can't tig on a tag without a bra! [sweden] [www]
35. how many times, barefoot, a quintuple tog on elijah means you automatically win the game! [usa] [www]
36. how many times, elithraniel, if you triple tig-tag dom after he's been togged, he has to jump in a wading pool of chocolate wearing only his underwear while juggling three strawberries! [usa] [www]
37. how many times, aranel, if you double tig-tag dom after he triple tigs you, he has to call you queen of the universe and give you a kiss every half hour for the rest of the day! [usa] [www]
38. how many times, kirswise, if you tigtagdouble-tog sean, he must quintuple-tog you, then be your ever-loving sam until you quintuple-tog him in return (which is never)! [usa] [www]
39. how many times, juliet, if you tic on a tog which came after a tic, you must go on one knee and sing the national tig anthem in your underpants! [usa] [www]
40. how many times, sai, if you triple-tig after being tagtigtogged twice, you must sing the entire "hey! ho! to the bottle i go!" anthem for 5 minutes straight! [usa] [www]
41. how many times, natee, if dom's going to double-tig a tog, then he has to do the truffle shuffle, then get sent to your room! [usa] [www]
42. how many times, alexis, there is a special, cheater's way to tig on a tog that i'm not supposed to tell you about, because it involves trekking off to southeast asia and finding the ivory squid. the squid will grant you three wishes, and if you make tea in a bucket of a golden oak then.... to heck with it! you just can't tig on a tog! [canada] [www]
43. how many times, anilmathiel, you can't tig dom after he's togged you! [usa] [www]
44. how many times, ashley willis, you can only triple tiggle tug tut after you have been tropple tag tissed by elijah who then has to squirt whip cream all over dom. then all the players must lick it off! [usa] [www]
45. how many times, anwen hwesta, the only way to tag on a triple tig tog is to spell elijah's name backwards while holding his left ear with your right hand and tie your shoelaces with your left hand! [canada] [www]
46. how many times, lynsey, the guys have to stop picking on elijah, and you can't tig on a broken heart! [scotland] [www]
47. how many times, triona, you can't tig a tog unless you tag a tig, and at the same time, you must be togging a tag whilst doing a triple backward somersault and eating a raw carrot, otherwise you must buy dominic monaghan a year's supply of lollipops! [uk] [www]
48. how many times, jennifer boyet, if you tig a tag on a thursday in april, you have to tog a lobster. however if it's a thursday in may, you have to pay the person to your left 10 bucks and tog them! [usa] [www]
49. how many times, sophia, you can't tig elijah without tigging dom and billy! [usa] [www]
50. how many times, sarah, if you tig on a double-tig-tag, then you have to run in circles three times while pantsing as many fellowship boys as possible! [usa] [www]
51. how many times, stepliana, if elijah tigs you, you have to tig both dom and billy at the same time, while dom tags elijah, billy tugs dom, and sean stands and laughs! [usa] [www]
52. how many times, white aslan, if you want to double tig sean, then you have to give his daughter a piggyback ride! [usa] [www]
53. how many times, beth, misspeaks (i.e. "tigger") are funny, but not allowed! [usa] [www]
54. how many times, lilla, you can only tig a tog-tag-tog-tig on fridays in leap years, unless you went shopping for a pair of size seven shoes between 4 and 5 pm! [usa] [www]
55. how many times, sez, you can't 'twag' if you're playing standard tig. you can if you're playing yiggydrink (1 sip for every tig, 2 for a tog, etc) but that's a completely different game! [australia] [www]
56. how many times, barrowen, when you tog dom, you must scream "tog" across a room to him! [usa] [www]
57. how many times, lauren, if you tig someone on the 24th of september, you bake them muffins! [usa] [www]
58. how many times, carolynne, when you tog elijah, you must run around laughing like a monkey until dom tigs you! [canada] [www]
59. how many times, starz, if sean tigs you, you must tog elijah while tagging billy and dom with your pinkies! [usa] [www]
60. how many times, jessi, if you want to tig on a double tog, you have to wait for a triple tig from another party. otherwise you have to pet my satanic cat. damn that satanic cat! [usa] [www]
61. how many times, michelle, you can't tig on a tog the first wednesday of every month, and if you do, you have to eat barbecued pickle ice cream while wearing pink pants. unless of course the month in question has an "r" in it; then it's a completely different story! [usa] [www]
62. how many times, emily, if you are going to tag dom, you have to spin around and sing "when doves cry"! [usa] [www]
63. how many times, michelle, you must enunciate properly when tigging a tog after a double-tig because occasionally tygs are mistaken for tigs (tygs are illegal, unless used after tagging dom while he's drinking lemonade out of a pink curly straw)! [canada] [www]
64. how many times, lilly, whatever elijah says tig-wise becomes suddenly against the rules! [usa] [www]
65. how many times, deborah, you have to tag a double tig before a tog after you've just tagged billy! [uk] [www]
66. how many times, erika, all the aforementioned rules do not apply while you are on your menstual cycle. you are allowed to tig and tog to your heart's content however you please during this wretched time! [usa] [www]
67. how many times, kristen, if you lick your palms before you tog someone, they are forced to forfeit their next eleven tigs! [usa] [www]
68. how many times, noora, if you tog billy right after dom has tagged you, you all must sit down and eat carrots. a lot of carrots. if elijah starts to laugh, he has to tigtag himself for the next five minutes! [finland] [www]
69. how many times, avariel, if you go into a 7-11 and start tigging the slurpee dispenser, you must always start with a tig to the sour strawberry flavor. if you don't, dom must fill that cute little hat he wore to the sag awards with slurpee, put it on his head, and have you eat it off of him! [usa] [www]
70. how many times, c.s. crowley, if you get tog-o-rama'd, you cannot talk or move for 10 seconds! [usa] [www]
71. how many times, aly, if you double tag dom you must take a badger and a pot of honey to vegas in a limo, but only if the double tagging of dom has been preceded by the tig-tog-tigging of billy by way of sean! [usa] [www]
72. how many times, henriikka, if you really want to double-tig a tag, it's possible when dom and billy and watching the movie the faculty without laughing when seeing elijah! [finland] [www]
73. how many times, cristine, if you triple-tigtogtug on elijah more than twice on a full moon, then billy can no longer double-togtag-triple-tig on the 29th of february if dom has poked a badger with a spoon during the previous 48 hours! [canada] [www]
74. how many times, genevieve, if you're the triple tag after a double tig tog before a tog, then you have to kiss billy's left foot and sing him the hobbit drinking song backwards! [usa] [www]
75. how many times, rachel, only you can tig dom's tog! [usa] [www]
76. how many times, monica, if you tig dom on the sixth sunday of every second year while billy has a piece of tape on his chest and is drinking coffee, dom must rip the tape off of billy's chest while singing the bath song. billy must then pour his coffee on dom and do an insane death dance, but dom must continue to sing the bath song or the whole tig has gone bad and must be repeated! [usa] [www]
77. how many times, sarah, you can't tig on a tag, and if you tag, you gotta do a tog, but only if you do a tug before, then a tigtig tigtag doo da! [uk] [www]
78. how many times, lindsay & alexandra, if you are double-tagged by anyone, you have to spin around in circles, with your pants down, on your knees, until you fall down out of dizziness! [canada] [www]
79. how many times, elea, with a snake lolly in your left pocket and elijah in your right, you can triple tigtogtag on a double tigtag! [new zealand] [www]
80. how many times, colleen, if you are ever in a bus, car, etc, and you tig someone, you must quack and flop like a duck! [usa] [www]
81. how many times, liz, if you tog a tig, then you have to hop around on one leg down the hotel hallway wearing nothing but a bikini bottom and a pair of green heels, but if it's 7 pm on a thursday, then you have to perform a double tig tag tog in thirty seconds or you get knocked into the pool! [usa] [www]
82. how many times, brekke, dom must be tigtagtogged six times by sean on the first and third wednesday of every month, unless it falls on his birthday, in which case he can be tigged, tagged, and/or togged to his heart's content by whomever he desires! [usa] [www]
83. how many times, abby, you can't tig on the 3rd month of every fourth year, and if you do, you have to wait till the second friday after to tag again! [canada] [www]
84. how many times, joanne, if you tig on a tog, you have to sing the hobbit beer drinking song while doing a handstand and chewing bubblegum! [new zealand] [www]
85. how many times, sydney, you can triple tig a double tog, but only if one of the other players has triple togged you after tigging orlando's dog! [usa] [www]
86. how many times, banquo, you can't elephant tigtog a tag! [uk] [www]
87. how many times, faith, you can't tig-tog an elephant tag! [ireland] [www]
88. how many times, stacey, if you try to tig on a tag, you'll be forced to shig or shag! [canada] [www]
89. how many times, debra, you can only tig dom if he's snogging elijah! [usa] [www]
90. how many times, val, if you tig dom on march 21st, you have to yell "i gotta" afterwards and start humping his leg! [usa] [www]
91. how many times, jackie, you can't do a tig after a tigtog or a togtag or a tigtag; if you do, you have to bounce on one leg singing the hobbit drinking song! [usa] [www]
92. how many times, britdiva101, if you tig 3 guys in a row, you have to do an impression of a duck in front of the 3 guys you tigged! [usa] [www]
93. how many times, clare, you can't tig back if you have just been tagged by a person wearing a set of prosthetic feet, unless you can recite the names of the seven dwarfs before you can be tigtagged back! [uk] [www]
94. how many times, jaime, you can't tig on a tog if you already togged dom! [usa] [www]
95. how many times, audrey, if you successfully triple-tag dom, he has to chase you across the room while shouting "spork!" at the top of his lungs! [australia] [www]
96. how many times, luthien, if elijah gets togged on a tig, he has to climb the nearest tree and belt out "the star-spangled banner" in dutch! [usa] [www]
97. how many times, jen, if billy tigs sean after dom has just tag-tigged billy, then dom has to get a pink belly from everyone who he has tig-togged within the past hour, and be dumped in a kiddie pool filled with jell-o before the next 27 minutes or else all previous tigs, tags or togs are forfeit! [canada] [www]
98. how many times, aranwethil, you must be standing on dom to tog elijah after he has been tigged by billy! [usa] [www]
99. how many times, maegan, if you're going to tig elijah at 3 am on friday the 13th, you must first break a mirror, have a black cat cross your path, and walk under 13 ladders! [usa] [www]
100. how many times, laura, you can only tog billy on the ear if he's wearing pjs and has the hiccups! [usa] [www]
101. how many times, kaity, if you can catch him, you have to tickle lij's toes to tig someone of your choice! [usa] [www]
102. how many times, laura, you can't tag a tig if you are carnivorous and have already togged dom or billy, and can only tig dom if you are rolling on the floor laughing at the tag that someone else made! [australia] [www]
103. how many times, missi, you can't tig tag tig tag tog tag unless you are holding a lord of the rings dvd and a cup used to play "cup" with! [uk] [www]
104. how many times, heather, the elusive triple-tig-quad-tog can only be made if billy is found not speaking with his adorable accent! [canada] [www]
105. how many times, laura, someone must tig you before they can tag or tog dom, billy, sean, or elijah! [usa] [www]
106. how many times, dani, nobody can tig or tog you unless you're standing on your head! [usa] [www]
107. how many times, sari, before lij tigs you, he has to shag you senseless! [usa] [www]
108. how many times, alicia, if you're going to tig on a double-tag-tog, you have to throw your hands in the air and scream like a maniac! [usa] [www]
109. how many times, valerie, you may not tigtag elijah on the third sunday in june unless he is wearing eyeliner. consequently, you cannot double tigtogtug anyone, anytime unless billy's wearing nothing but a kilt and ducky socks, riding on dom's shoulders shouting fan-dabi-dozi! repeatedly. if you do, you too must strip down to a kilt and ducky socks (and a flattering corset if you're a girl) and ride on lij's shoulders shouting "fan-dabi-double-dozi!" until sean is tigtagtogged on his third turn while chasing shirtless orli around the parking lot! [usa] [www]
110. how many times, lisa, if you double tig on a tog while billy's drunk, he has to do a scottish jig and then proceed to tag dom, who must triple tig elijah and sean at the same time! [usa] [www]
111. how many times, amy, if you tig on a multiple of 3, you must answer this question: "what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" before you can tig again! [usa] [www]
112. how many times, alyssa, after you've been tigged 10 times, you must run around in a circle singing a pub song with marshmallows in your mouth! [canada] [www]
113. how many times, melissa, if you tag a tog twice and lij has just tigged billy, then the person who tigged three times before has to quack like a duck and spank the person who togged a tig twice! [usa] [www]
114. how many times, elisabeth, when double tagging a tog, you must sing "12 days of christmas," substituting lotr phrases, ie "3 elven rings, two towers in alliance, and one ring to rule them all!" [usa] [www]
115. how many times, andtauriel, anyone caught tog-tiggity-tagging on a tic must hop backwards on one foot while carrying exactly 42 mushrooms borrowed from the nearest irate mushroom farmer and singing the hobbit drinking song in spanish until someone tog-tiggity-tags them back! [cardboardia] [www]
116. how many times, ashley, you can't tog on a tag or a tig, unless you tag on dom's cup! [usa] [www]
117. how many times, jessica garvin, if dom's going to double tog billy, he's to screech insanely like a monkey, and if billy's going to tig dom back, he will have to sing opera! [usa] [www]
118. how many times, maria, you can't tig elijah unless you watch a barney episode! [usa] [www]
119. how many times, tammi, if you triple tig dom, he has to kiss you! [usa] [www]
120. how many times, gina, you can't tig on a togtig or you have to do a sexy hobbit dance! [usa] [www]
121. how many times, anya, if you tig on a tag after another has been togged and it is the first day of the month in the shire-reckoning, then you must put on your hobbit feet and skip around the room until you have been tagged back and then you proceed to dance with the hobbit actor of your choice until billy is tigged and elijah must make the routine elephant sound! [usa] [www]
122. how many times, maria l. balaguer, you only double tig dom after billy has double tagged-tig-togged sean while singing the "greatest american hero" theme song in spanish wearing nothing but a kilt and red lipstick! [usa] [www]
123. how many times, rivendell, if billy has been tog-tigged, dom must stand in a tea chest with a paper bag on his head, singing "i've got a lovely bunch of co-co-nuts" until elijah or sean is double tagged, or tigged togged tagged tigged togged togged! [usa] [www]
124. how many times, cami-joe, if you tog-tag-tog-tig (each being in its own time - you tig someone, they ___ you, you tag someone, etc) in that order uninterrupted, you must rip off your shirt, take a patriotic pose, and sing "do your ears hang low?"! [usa] [www]
125. how many times, raven, a double tig on a double tog means that you have to triple tag billy, who must down a pint and do a hobbit dance! [usa] [www]
126. how many times, ciendriel, an incorrect tig made in hopes of performing an indecent act on another player is strictly forbidden; however, a tog made for this purpose is permissible! [usa] [www]
127. how many times, kristin, you can't tig on a togtig or you have to do a sexy hobbit dance! [usa] [www]
128. how many times, jen, if you tig dom between two trees, it's a tree-lover-poke-tog and you're allowed to pat his badger! [sweden] [www]
129. how many times, paul, if you triple tig a triple tag, you have to get up and try to tackle paul the giant (now you really have to have listened to the commentary to know who he is)! [usa] [www]
130. how many times, quin, you can't tig on a tog unless your tig has a tog and your tog has a tig! [usa] [www]
131. how many times, lily, if you tig orli and then billy and then dom and then lij, you have to run around like a chicken! [usa] [www]
132. how many times, katie, you can't tog billy until you've run around singing "i'm a little teapot," with the dance moves, of course! [usa] [www]
133. how many times, jess cato, dom has to do a wild monkey dance until billy or orli is tigged! [usa] [www]
134. how many times, aurora, if you've been togged-tig-tag-tigged-tog-tigged by billy and orli is in the room with you and you tig him, he must take his shirt off and pour honey on his chest! [usa] [www]
135. how many times, begiled, a player must wait until a togged player has been double-tigged at least three times before tagging him! [usa] [www]
136. how many times, grin, if you tog dom and he's already been triple-tigged, then you have to bite billy's pinky finger and write "pippin's bitch" on your forehead! [canada] [www]
137. how many times, kathryn, if elijah and dom tig-triple tag you in a 24-hour period before billy has tom-tigged you, they all must crown you princess of hobbitness and perform the hobbit song in nothing but kilts! [usa] [www]
138. how many times, marie, you can never, on any occasion, double-tig-tag if the tagster has been togged twice in the same day before yesterday. exceptions are made if togster has red eyes! [norway] [www]
139. how many times, debbie, you can double tig a tag before 4pm on wednesdays, if the person you double tig is wearing blue! [usa] [www]
140. how many times, kathryn, if you tag on tog after tigging on a teg, you've got to bring out the pints of ale! [usa] [www]
141. how many times, becca, if you double tig a double tig on a double tog, you must be completely rolled up in aluminum foil (or toilet paper if needed) except for one finger, and then resume gameplay as normal! [usa] [www]
142. how many times, emma, tigging on two elijah wood tags requires dancing the macarena! [usa] [www]
143. how many times, elisa, you can't tag on a tig or a tog, but you can tog on a tig and tag! [usa] [www]
144. how many times, arwyn, you can't triple-tig on a tag, and if ya do, you have to run around, tig billy, tog dom, tag elijah, and double-tig viggo (who is completely clueless) the amount of times the hobbits wore their feet but weren't filmed, multiplied by the thread-count of frodo's vest, divided by the circumference of gandalf's hat, plus pi r squared, multiplied by the number of times they show the ring...unless it's a leap-year...then you have to do an impression of bk's drunken-sam walk ("i love red wine!!")! [usa] [www]
145. how many times, anxia, you can't tog a tig if the yag is ligging in a cake! [usa] [www]
146. how many times, tori, if you tiggity-tog-tag orli and he now understands more than 5 rules, you have to give him the 'rentboy' look (from wilde), and then orli has to snog a hobbit of choice! [usa] [www]
147. how many times, misdread, if someone double tig-tog-tug-tigs you and elijah is present, he has to take all his clothes off and cover himself in milk chocolate and let you lick it off him! [uk] [www]
148. how many times, ashling, if you tig on a tug, you must do four cartwheels, two forward handsprings, and a somersault in a row! [usa] [www]
149. how many times, bex, if you tig on a tiggity-tag, you have to throw 28 pineapples at sean and run around like a demented turkey! [the moon] [www]
150. how many times, trinity, if you are double tigged by both dom and billy, then orlando has to snog you! [usa] [www]
151. how many times, v, you can't tig-a-tag-a-tog or tog-a-tag-a tig! [hong kong] [www]
152. how many times, karine, if you tig, do it with a smile! [quebec] [www]
153. how many times, maryanne, if you double tag billy-boy on sunday morning, he gets to spray you with champagne in bed, and then you have to snog! [usa] [www]
154. how many times, cait, you can't tig on a tag and if you tog billy, you have to make a noise like an elephant! [canada] [www]
155. how many times, lynne, you can never double tig a tog after tigging someone else who togged you, unless you togged them before they tigged you, thus togging you! [usa] [www]
156. how many times, allie, if you septuple tog elijah on september the 14th, elijah must perform a reenactment of huck finn for 31 seconds, followed by both elijah and you singing "the pirates who don't do anything." however, if the septuple tog is acted on sean, the huck finn reenactment (still by elijah) will be followed by all players singing "knights of the round table" from monty python and the holy grail! [usa] [www]
157. how many times, katie, in order to tog billy's tig and tag dom's tog in a 2 hour time period, elijah and sean must have togged your tags while wearing tutus! [usa] [www]
158. how many times, trish, if in a public place (unless it's a movie theater), rules 7, 14, 18, and 30 apply only to the person sitting on your right! [belgium] [www]
159. how many times, carcie, if you triple tig billy in the fourth round of play, you absolutely must do a choke-hold on dom until he passes out. triple points go to the person who gets the most double tags in before he wakes back up. if no choke-hold is administered, then dom gets to sit out a round and enjoy a frothy mug of guinness! [usa] [www]
160. how many times, savannah, you cannot triple tig a double tag when the double tag follows another triple tig. however, you can triple tig a double tag if the double tag follows a tig or tog! [canada] [www]
161. how many times, steph, you can't tig while doing a tag when your right ring finger is pointing down, unless you tug a teg or tog while doing backflips! [usa] [www]
162. how many times, thiemi, you can't tig while doing a tag when your right ring finger is pointing down, unless you tug a teg or tog while doing backflips! [germany] [www]
163. how many times, sarah, if you tig on a tig, then billy can tog you on a tig, because you can't tig a tig unless it's the first wednesday in march! [usa] [www]
164. how many times, lex, you can't tig on a double teg unless billy, elijah, and dom are creating a human pyramid while eating bacon and eggsand wearing rather flattering pink tutus! [canada] [www]
165. how many times, courtney, if you tagtigtug, it is a triple skippy. in this case, for one round only, you may say any combo of words backwards, such as gat, git, got, or gut! [usa] [www]
166. how many times, evamaria, you can only double-tig on a tag after billy has togged dom while wearing a kilt without wearing anything under it (you're allowed to check)! [switzerland] [www]
167. how many times, jules, you can't tig a tog on elijah without jumping on his lap and singing the hobbit drinking song while drinking some ale! [usa] [www]
168. how many times, laurie, if you double tog a tig after a tag before elijah's tig tag, dominic's tog, billy's tag tig, and sean's tog tag, you must sing "lunchlady land" by adam sandler while eating a peanut butter and petroleum jelly sandwich before doing a bad impression of anna-nicole smith ordering a spam pizza! [usa] [www]
169. how many times, whitney, if sean does a tig but not a tog on billy, but billy does a tog on elijah, dom must tig before togged! [usa] [www]
170. how many times, naomi, if you're going to double tag a tig tog after you've triple tiggled a tag, then you have to moon the rest of the players whilst singing 'i'm a little teapot'! [uk] [www]
171. how many times, hannah, to double tag a tog, you must first tag a tig! [usa] [www]
172. how many times, katie, if you get tagged by a monkey then you get to eat it! [uk] [www]
173. how many times, claire, you have to do the puddle dance before tigging on a tig-tog! [canada] [www]
174. how many times, angela, you can't double tig a doubled tog! [usa] [www]
175. how many times, blondine, if you taggedy-tig-tog someone after being tag-tigged, you have to make a sex noise! [usa] [www]
176. how many times, gabi, if you double-tog billy following a tig on the third sunday of the month, dom must sing sean's favourite styx song to elijah on bended knee with an indian accent! [usa] [www]
177. how many times, dori, if you tig billy on a day with an odd number, and he tig-togs you back, you have to lick the bottom of every shoe you see during the following twenty minutes. then billy gets to give you a wedgie! [usa] [www]
178. how many times, nienna, if you tig on billy, you have to do an impression of him saying, "sweet jesus, i'm feart!" [usa] [www]
179. how many times, laure, if you've double-tigged dom six times after sean's togged elijah twice within the last 33.45 hours, you must quadruple-tag billy five times in five seconds, or you'll have to take off his and your trousers and sing "hey ho to the bottle i go" whilst tigging one another on a table! [usa] [www]
180. how many times, chase, if you tig on a tog, and the tog had just been tagged, you get billy, elijah, and dom as slaves... what kind of slaves is entirely up to you! [usa] [www]
181. how many times, laura wickstrand, if you are triple tigged, you must pretend to chase your tail! [usa] [www]
182. how many times, allie, in relation to rule #161, the septuple tog may not be performed on any player on any day other than september 14. otherwise, the player who performs the illegal move must wear an eccentric mixture of pirate and viking attire and buy drinks for everyone. the septuple tog may only be performed on elijah or sean unless the player performing the move owns a 'seussical' poster signed by cathy rigby. in that case, billy may be septuple togged, followed by elijah reenacting huck finn for 31 seconds, which is then followed by billy, elijah, and allie singing "yellow submarine". if any of them screw up the words to the song, allie wins the game and billy, dom, elijah and sean must give her an elaborate massage and handfeed her expensive chocolate, even if any of them weren't playing. in any case, the septuple tog can be acted after a tigtag, a tig, a tag, a togtig, or a doubletag! [usa] [www]
183. how many times, kaycee, if you tig a tog, you have to make out with dom! [usa] [www]
184. how many times, rachel, you can't tigtig on the 16th of august unless you have black hair and glasses! [usa] [www]
185. how many times, megan, you can't double tig after dom has been tagged, unless of course you want him to be your personal slave for the next five hours! [usa] [www]
186. how many times, raie, you can't tug a tig if billy has tagged elijah because tugging is only an introductory tig, therefore a tug can only be used once an hour creating a new round of tig, anyone who fails to abide this rule will have to constantly mimic everyone during the next 5 hours while playing tig! [canada] [www]
187. how many times, allie, nobody else but you can make up a rule about the septuple tog. it's your move. anyone else can use it, but you own it! [usa] [www]
188. how many times, jordan, if you tig billy on a tag-tog, he has to reenact the firework scene (along with girlish scream) and you get to call him "pissyleg" for the rest of the day! [usa] [www]
189. how many times, lizzie, if you're tigging on a tog, you absolutely cannot squeeze a cat and call it evil during the process. this will result in disqualification from the game! [usa] [www]
190. how many times, jenny wise, "tiggitytigtag"ing is not allowed under any circumstances! [usa] [www]
191. how many times, carolyn wise, no "tigtag" on wednesdays except when fish is for dinner! [usa] [www]
192. how many times, tinuviel, to tig-tog elijah on a sunday afternoon, you must do a leprechaun dance and throw a clown wig at sean! [usa] [www]
193. how many times, louise, if elijah tigs dom after billy has tagged elijah, elijah has to kiss both dom and billy... twice! [uk] [www]
194. how many times, rachel, if billy tigs elijah after he has just tagged dom, then he must do an aragorn impression whilst running around naked and eating jelly beans and ice cream! [uk] [www]
195. how many times, ashlynn, if you triple tag elijah, you must then give dom a huge kiss... but be careful because if you triple tag elijah after he was just tigged, you have to kiss an orc! [usa] [www]
196. how many times, tindaiel, if you tigtagtig elijah, you have to dance around like a monkey! [usa] [www]
197. how many times, kate, if you double tig dom on february 22nd (once every four years), he must do his dwarf impression while fishing with viggo! [usa] [www]
198. how many times, lydia, if a kid with red hair and brown eyes togs you, you need to run into the nearest convenience store and spill a gallon of milk on the floor while singing "i'm forever blowing bubbles"! [usa] [www]
199. how many times, teah schnakenberg, lately we've been usings tics as well. you can't tag on a tic! [usa] [www]
200. how many times, allie, sean may only be tigtogged by dom three times in each round, unless, of course, sean happens to have "lets go fly a kite" stuck in his head. in that case, for each extra time dom tigtogs sean, elijah and billy both have to throw cottage cheese at each other until ally astin, who is standing behind allie, can finish the song, "99 bottles of beer on the wall"! [usa] [www]
201. how many times, jeannine, in order to tag dom, you must make elijah say "bum-bum," but if you get dragged by allie astin to the nearest closet, you need to drill a hole in the wall and yell at lij, blaming him for not saying "bum-bum"...you've said it again! now, allie must drag you by the toes in front of billy. now, you have the opportunity to tigtagtog billy (by licking his ankles), or say "bum-bum"...again! [usa] [www]
202. how many times, kilteus baggins, if you tig-teg elijah while he's on his knees with his trousers down because of the fact billy tigged him back, you will be forced to watch all four hobbits and the elf get on their knees and take their trousers down while they smother you in kisses and tell you that they find liv tyler and cate blanchett deeply unattractive. would that really be a forfeit? you decide! [uk] [www]
203. how many times, siri, if you double tig a tag, the forfeit is to kiss the feet of the nearest person! [uk] [www]
204. how many times, cameron, if you are triple-togged by dom on the winter solstice during a leap year and you have recently played hopscotch with a baboon, you must whack elijah in the face with a large fish after tigging him 10 times on his left ear! [usa] [www]
205. how many times, lydia, if you double-tig-tog billy, then he has to give you the biggest hug and a little kiss on the cheek! [usa] [www]
206. how many times, cathy grubb, if you tig on a tog, you must say gollum's acceptance speech from the 2003 mtv movie awards, including the bleep sounds! [usa] [www]
207. how many times, meagan, if sean tigs elijah, billy and dom have to take their clothes off! [usa] [www]
208. how many times, jax, eat bacon! [usa] [www]
209. how many times, kurashi, if you're tigged three times in a row, you can't tig again until your third tag, and you can't tag the same person twice in a row (like "tag,tag" but you can "double-tag"), so you have to tag the first person that tigged you, tog the second person that tigged you, and then double-tag the third person that tigged you to be allowed to tig again! [usa] [www]
210. how many times, natassia, if you want to tig dom right after he's tag togged billy, you have to set a book on the ground and jump around it in a circle! [usa] [www]
211. how many times, naomi, if you're going to double tag a tig tog after you've triple tiggled a tag, then you have to moon the rest of the players whilst singing 'i'm a little teapot' and balancing one of gimli's axes on your nose! [uk] [www]
212. how many times, guinevere, if you want to tig-tog billy after being triple-togged by sean, you must first give elijah a cold pancake and play "taps" on a piano at the same time! [usa] [www]
213. how many times, sammy, if you're going to tig billy, you've got to take his shirt off, then his pants, oil him up... and oh... whoops, did i just type that?! [usa] [www]
214. how many times, amatire, tigging a tag is only allowed on the rare occasions when the elephants of the indian rainforest club are picnicking in billy's back yard! [uk] [www]
215. how many times, anne simons, you can only quadruple tig dom if you first double tig sean, tag billy, triple tog viggo (totally oblivious), tig a random man wearing a kilt, and tog peter jackson while doing a drunken bk walk, reciting the "one ring to rule them all" poem and eating a ham sandwich! [usa] [www]
216. how many times, kate, when you tig orlando, you have to make a pig noise and bow! [usa] [www]
217. how many times, lai-yui, if you've already met billy boyd, then you can double tig a tog! [uk] [www]
218. how many times, deranged lil' hobbit, if someone triple-tigs you, you cannot tog-tag them back unless the person before the triple-tigger has dropped their pants! [usa] [www]
219. how many times, meg, you can't tiggity-tig-tag a tig-toggy on your cow's 18th birthday, or you may have to change your mother into a hedgehog and make her lick a toilet bowl! [usa] [www]
220. how many times, hilary, you can't tig on a tag that was started by billy, unless it's the third sunday in october, and you first do dom's impression of viggo! [usa] [www]
221. how many times, kristy, tigging elijah's toe is referred to as a tog, but to tog dom he must be wearing a toga during twilight! [usa] [www]
222. how many times, silje, you can only tig-tag a triple-tog on december 21st if it's 9 minutes after elevenses! [norway] [www]
223. how many times, elfheart, no tigging while togging on billy to tag elijah! [usa] [www]
224. how many times, dawn, tog-tags are only valid when dom hits you upside the head and demands a moose impression! [usa] [www]
225. how many times, sere, you can't just keep making up these insane rules as you go! [canada] [www]
226. how many times, raine, you cannot tig on a tog on a tig at the same time, or else you'll have to tig-tog elijah and try to pull his trousers down! [canada] [www]
227. how many times, emma bloom, you can't double tig tog on a tag unless it is the fifth time on the third cycle and it's raining outside! [usa] [www]
228. how many times, sarah marley, if you tig on a tog before togging on a tag, you have to double tig dom then tag billy, but then you have to tog sean and lij at the same time, before tigging anyone else! [uk] [www]
229. how many times, lydia, you can only tog a tig-tag-tug after elijah and dom have sat in a room headbanging and snogged you! [australia] [www]
230. how many times, jezzika, you can't triple tawg on a tig unless you do the worm while sucking a peanut! [usa] [www]
231. how many times, hana, thou shalt not play tig unless thou hast spoken forty words in silly language while holding a tin whistle made of ivory! [australia] [www]
232. how many times, bjam, if you tig someone three times in a row, you have to tog the person to your right while turning around and touching your toes. you can only be tagged while doing this though! [usa/uk] [www]
233. how many times, krista, no eating other people! [usa] [www]
234. how many times, janou, you can't triple tog a tag when dom has just tigged billy after being double tagged by elijah, who must be wearing a pink duck pyjama and sitting on his knees on a pizzabox which contains three slices of pizza with double cheese pepperoni and anchovies! [netherlands] [www]
235. how many times, jasmin harper, if you tig a guy that gets mad when you tig him, you must go to 7-11 and tig the slurpee machine (follow cheyenne's sour strawberry rule first)! [usa] [www]
236. how many times, amber, you must hump a cactus if you want to double tig dom on a tuesday! [usa] [www]
237. how many times, rebecca, if you double tig a tigtag on a tuesday, you have to lift the nearest garbage bin above your head and spin around singing the canadian national anthem! [usa] [www]
238. how many times, antoinette lower, if you tag elijah, he has to double tig you, but only after kissing everyone in the room once, but kissing you 5 times! [usa] [www]
239. how many times, katelyn, if you triple-tig-tog dom when he was just tagging billy who recently togged elijah, then you must clap a pair of coconuts together while dom sings "who let the dogs out?" while billy yells "come along patsy" while elijah gives him a piggyback ride while fighting a carnivorous cactus. if however elijah tig-tag-togs your triple tag-tog, you must join dom in singing "jesus christ superstar" backwards while billy prances around a table with 12 carrots in his mouth still yelling "come along patsy" of course. however none of this applies if it is 4:38 pm on your second cousin's sister's best friend's ex-boyfriend's history teacher's uncle's college roommate's birthday, but if it is 9:34 pm on a monday in july, all of the songs must be sung in swahilian or else sean automatically wins! [usa] [www]
240. how many times, rachel, before orli double tig-togs anyone, he must kiss them 4 times and sing the national anthem in a drunken scottish accent! [usa] [www]
241. how many times, patti, you can't triple tig elijah after a double tog from billy unless you're sitting on dom's lap while eating second breakfast and throwing apples at viggo! [usa] [www]
242. how many times, lauren, if billy tigs dom then dom togs elijah, elijah has to pull his pants down while dom and billy exclaim, "who's your daddy? who's your daddy?" in response elijah will say, "you, you are my daddy"! [usa] [www]
243. how many times, alyssa, if you manage to double tig a tog a triple tag a tig, get ready for an orgy with dom, elijah, and billy! [usa] [www]
244. how many times, erin, you musn't pretend you didn't know that i knew that you knew that i knew that you knew that i knew that you had no idea we made it up! [canada] [www]
245. how many times, cindy, you can't tig on a tog unless there's a full moon in zaire! [usa] [www]
246. how many times, kyla, if you tec-tog billy 10 times or more during one round, then pissy legs has to surf naked! [usa] [www]
247. how many times, aier, if elijah blows out only 19 candles on his birthday, you can't do a tig on a tag, but you can do a tag on a tig on elijah! [usa] [www]
248. how many times, linzi, you can't tiggle-tog someone after tigging before dancing around a table and doing impressions of a drunk hobbit! [usa] [www]
249. how many times, lisa, if you are tigged on the anniversary of the date of your birth, you become king/queen tiggy and are allowed to ravish the fellowship member of your choice! [usa] [www]
250. how many times, bella gaspich, if you try to tig elijah during a full moon, he has to tog all the other members of the party with a rubber chicken! [usa] [www]
251. how many times, stephie, if you tig dom twice and he togs you back within 2.09 days and he's tagged elijah and billy within .008 hours of togging you, you have to run around for 4.03 days exactly wearing a diaper and a panda head. then, whenever someone points at you, you have to act like a duck on ridalin! [usa] [www]
252. how many times, jen, you can only tog a tag off a tig five minutes after tigging a tag off a tog off of billy, whose arse you then have to give a good pat ten minutes after the togging of the tag off the tig! [usa] [www]
253. how many times, carolyn, if you tog a person shorter than you after 12 in the afternoon, and they togtig you back, you have to say "ye! utuvienyes!" this is elvish for 'hooay! i have found it!" [usa] [www]
254. how many times, elyse, if you double tig on a tag in the middle of spring in fiji near any member of the cast of the lord of the rings (except dom) you are automatically able to tig on a tog which wouldn't be allowed otherwise! [usa] [www]
255. how many times, laura ticehurst, if you tig sean on christmas day, then you have to dress up as a mixture of elf, orc, hobbit, and dwarf! [usa] [www]
256. how many times, julie, you can't tig on a tag if you've eaten a muffin last week, unless it was an english muffin with jam! [usa] [www]
257. how many times, larkey, if you tig a stranger, they have the right to beat you bloody! [usa] [www]
258. how many times, natalie, if you tig dom when he is asleep, billy must tig you when you are drinking a chocolate milkshake and standing on your head! [uk] [www]
259. how many times, mandy, you can't tig a double tigtogtag unless you have recently eaten three tunafish sandwiches and went swimming in a girl named miranda's pool on a thursday! [usa] [www]
260. how many times, elaine, if you double-tig someone on the elbow, you have to wait thirty minutes before swimming! [usa] [www]
261. how many times, yavannie, the 13th of september is no tigging billy day, the 13th of january is snog orlando day! [scotland] [www]
262. how many times, amity, in order to triple tig a tog, you have to wear a shirt for a week proclaiming your undying love for scottish sheep! [usa] [www]
263. how many times, clarkie, you can't triple tag a tigtog unless you have personally witnessed dom tag billy, who in turn togs elijah, who, not understanding the rules, tags sean! [usa] [www]
264. how many times, shy-fly, if you tig a tag on the second friday in june, then billy has to tog back or he has to tig dom at 2:00 am on the last tuesday in november! [usa] [www]
265. how many times, amy, if you tig a hobbit 3 times in a row, they have to bow down to you and say "all hail queen/king __(insert your name)__" and kiss your feet. if you tag an elf 2 times in a row, followed immediately by a tog, the elf has to look you straight in the eyes and confess their love for you. if they don't love you, you can snog them until they do! [usa] [www]
266. how many times, tigerlily, any person playing a hobbit on elendor must first pledge their devotion to 'frodo' and only then may they tag a tog, but not on the character named tig! [usa] [www]
267. how many times, alex, if you tig on a tag before tagging a tog, you must lick the bottom of your shoe while doing a handstand, and make a loud obnoxious noise for one minute! [usa] [www]
268. how many times, lucia, if you catch billy drinking a coke on the 3rd sunday of december immediately after having triple-tig-togged sean, you must wear different colored socks every day until dom triple tigs you! [usa] [www]
269. how many times, faith, if you tig on a tag on the third sunday on a month ending with a y, then find out tig's not a real game, you must find a new game before tagged on a triple tog at 11:00, august 18, 2004! [usa] [www]
270. how many times, jewels, you can't tag on a tig if you're wearing red! [usa] [www]
271. how many times, kat, only tiggie-tog-tip billy when elijah is wearing a tight pink shirt (or when dom is holding a bouquette of roses) and even then you must wait for viggo to tickle orlando (unless orlando is pantsing either one of the seans)! [usa] [www]
272. how many times, rachel, if you're eating a sandwich, be sure to tig on a tag! [usa] [www]
273. how many times, laura, if you double tig a redhead on the stroke of midnight, you must belt out a chorus of "i will survive"! [usa] [www]
274. how many times, cjoy, you can't double tog a tig when the person before the tigger tagged a tog! [usa] [www]
275. how many times, rachel, if elijah is wearing sunscreen, you have to punch dom in the face unless he is trying to kiss you or viggo, but if viggo is chasing billy, you need to punch sean astin in the face, unless of course sean bean is eating fried liver! [usa] [www]
276. how many times, tory drinkwater, you can't tig on a tog. the only exception to this rule is if the person three places to your left was double-tagged by the person six places to their right! [usa] [www]
277. how many times, megan, if dom or elijah tries to tog a brunette (specifically named megan or brianne) they have to kiss her and then sing "i'm a little tea pot." [usa] [www]
278. how many times, joey, if you want to tig billy you must obtain a lobster (keeping in mind that it must be at least 8 inches long), put on a lobster costume (keeping in mind that lobsters are red only after being cookied), and then lick sir ian. only then, may you tig billy! [usa] [www]
279. how many times, laura, if you tig dom after he's double tig'ed sean, you must run around in a circle and bark like a dog while holding and apple in each hand! [canada] [www]
280. how many times, leah, before you tig billy, you must make him crawl around and beg! [usa] [www]
281. how many times, lindsey, if dom and billy double tig-tog you, you cant tag on a tig unless you tigtugteg three times backwards! [canada] [www]
282. how many times, hannah, you can't triple-tig a tog after a tag unless it's a blue moon! [usa] [www]
283. how many times, anna, if you play longer than 15 hours you have to drink three bottles water. the other players play in this time tig and you arn´t´allowd to laugh! [germany] [www]
284. how many times, kelli, when being of sound mind, you must go up and taggy-tig dom, (while being very stealthy, mind you) after you do, you must go and get elijah's attention and convince him to play "capture the dom" by putting fake plastic bugs on the ground under a tree. dom will see the bugs, shout for joyfullness and run over to the bugs. while being distracted by the fake bugs, he will not notice that he has set himself in a trap! all of a sudden- a rope will swing up from a tree and you and elijah have got him! yet he still is distracted by the bugs and is bouncing from the rope, upsidedown saying to himself "bug bug bug bug bug bug bug bug." he finally will realize that he has been up in the air for quite a while.he will then imitate billy and do a girly, yet hilarious scream for help. you and elijah will laugh at him, get billy to come look, take pictures and then let him down! [usa] [www]
285. how many times, madeleine, if you double tog a tig on the third wednesday after pentecost you have to set fire to your clothes and run around naked for a bit! [uk] [www]
286. how many times, bob, you can't quadruple-double tigtagtoggitytam on a triple tag unless billy tigs dom three times! [canada] [www]
287. how many times, carley, if you tig elijah and then tag dom, you must tigtag billy 3 times! [usa] [www]
288. how many times, ccj, you can't tig on a tog unless you quote no less than 7 lines from monty python, explain how 6x9=42, and rub lij's tummy three times for good luck! [usa] [www]
289. how many times, megan, you can not tig on a tog if sean is on you are right and dom is behind you! [usa] [www]
290. how many times, natazzle, if you tigtogged elijah after you tripletogtigged billy then you must go and play games with the airy fairy poncy elves!! [uk] [www]
291. how many times, mira, if you're going to tig after three tagtigs, you have to take the bull by the horns (in the words of a famous hobbit) and sing "half fling" in a low voice, backwards! [australia] [www]
292. how many times, deb, if you get double-tigged after you've triple-togged; the tigee must do cartwheels while saying the alphabet backwards! [usa] [www]
293. how many times, rhiannon kristina, if you tag after elijah has given sean a tog, you must have a threesome with billy and dom! [canada] [www]
294. how many times, michelle, if you tig dom, you have to scream "dom loves michelle" at the top of your lungs and then challenge elijah to a race around the world. if he accepts, and you win, than you may tig dom! [usa] [www]
295. how many times, shannon, you can't double-tig-tag-tig-tog on a tuesday of march unless you buy a sun-hat for a complete stranger while singing the song,"into the west"! [usa] [www]
296. how many times, bethany, if you want to tig on a tag, you must be wearing billy's kilt and one of dom's hats! [usa] [www]
297. how many times, nicole, you cant tig elijah unless you do 3 complete circles around billy first!!!! [usa] [www]
298. how many times, becca, if sean astin is wearing red, you have to triple tog-tig-tog billy and elijah while feeding dom a lollipop with your toes! [usa] [www]
299. how many times, kristine, to tig a tog, you must tog a tig for a tag or a tig-tog-tig or maybe tig a tig for a tog to get a tag? [usa] [www]
300. how many times, caitlin, after a tag, you must tig-tog, previous to a tiggle-tag but only once you have triple-tag-tog-tigged someone who’ve tiggle-taggle-toggled-tig-tagged you thinking you were somebody else who'd tigged them. if this rule is broken you must use the tac manoeuvre to avoid banishment from using tog and forcing the banishment onto the tac-ee. simple! [england] [www]
301. how many times, kate riley, if you tig me you'll need to send your best friends cousins aunts mother's brother's dog! [usa] [www]
302. how many times, elentari, you can only doubletig a tog if you say sticklebats before they doubletig you! [usa] [www]
303. how many times, samantha, you can't tag a tig-tog unless you sing 'i'm a little tea pot' with actions while skipping around an ent! [australia] [www]
304. how many times, iris, you can't tig people in other movies, or else you have to poke them to un-tig them and give them a twig, the sublimal tog, then you run away like a girl! [canada] [www]
305. how many times, harriet, if you tag a tig tag twice within 15 minutes whilst eating pan fried chicken you are required to wear a balaclava backwards for the remainder of the game! [england] [www]
306. how many times, katie, you cannot tig billy boyd unless you state (and it' must be precisely this or you are forbidden to tig him)- 'the closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm' in authentic scottish accent! [england] [www]
307. how many times, jen, elijah is only allowed to quaduple-tig dom on the third thursday of the month during a hailstorm while wearing a flowerpot as a hat and carrying a large black cat in a satchel bag while singing all the verses to "american pie"! [usa] [www]
308. how many times, amy, no tigtaging billy before second breakfast unless dom is sucking on a lollipop. and even then, only if elijah takes off his pants! [usa] [www]
309. how many times, lindsey, you can tig a tag but you can tog a tig and if you do you elijah pulls his trousers down! (mwhahaha) but you can tog a tag! [usa] [www]
310. how many times, sarah, there are no accidental tigs in tig. if you claim you accidentally tigged someone, you are automatically out, and must sit in the corner with your hands up in the air for 47 minutes! [usa] [www]
311. how many times, jess, sean can perform the elusive triple tag-tog-tig-tug on dom but only when it is the 29th of february on the day of a full moon after he has drunk twelve lattes. however, elijah can prevent sean from performing the move by performing a double-tag on billy whilst hopping and then triple tag-tog sean whilst drinking a pint of lager that dom brought for him! [uk] [www]
312. how many times, belladonna, if anyone playing tig dies while attempting a double togtag, the person who would have been the victim of the double togtag must tripple tig the second coroner to enter the room! [usa] [www]
313. how many times, jess, you can tig someone's tag while they're asleep, but if you try to tig their tog, a specialized tig-s.w.a.t. team will immediately swarm around your current location and escort you (with force, if necessary) to the nearest government facility. once there, you will be subjected to numerous emasculating tests, such as being physically transformed into elijah for an entire afternoon. after the tests are complete, you will be transported into a tron-like world, where you will be forced to fight the evil master control program if you want to keep your soul. unless, of course, it's billy's birthday, in which case he will make out with you for at least 5 hours, and it will be recorded for posterity. needless to say, always tig someone's tog on a saturday, as it reaps hefty benefits! [usa] [www]
314. how many times, yvonne, every time your turn comes around you have to send me a dollar...seriously! [usa] [www]
315. how many times, lydia, first of all, eveyone's got it wrong. if you tig, it must be done via scottish accent. if you tog, you have to be wearing leiderhosen. elephant impressions are only done to billy if and when it is snowing in colorado. then, you must make dom a heart shaped peanut butter and banana sandwich (chunky kind, thank you), with one of those little toothpicks in it with the little colorful cellophane on the end. you must wear cons while tigging and have a faux hawk if togging, you must drool when dom is wearing eyeliner and molesting a sucker with his mouth, and you must must, must remember to never tog below the belt! [usa] [www]
316. how many times, rikki, if you tig billy you have to hump the cactus! [scotland] [www]
317. how many times, jocelyn, if you tig elijah, you'll have to run around wearing only a powerpuff girls beach towel like a cape and a pair of stilletto heels! [usa] [www]
318. how many times, baseball chick, dog pile whoever togged you first... while barking! [usa] [www]
319. how many times, faerie-lady of rohan, if someone double tigs your tag after they tog the person on their left and after you triple tigtag the person on your back-right, you have to climb a tree and loudly proclaim your undying love for sauron, then when you come down from the tree, you must be the first to tog elijah or else you aren't allowed to triple tigtagtog anyone for the rest of the day! [usa] [www
320. how many times, suzy, you are only allowed to "triple-tog tig" on tuesdays, unless you are wearing a shirt that reads "gimli is sexy." however, if it is exactly 1:27am on march 18 when the triple-tog tigging takes place, the tig-er must put on a spongebob squarepants costume and run around outside screaming "birds." [usa] [www]
321. how many times, beanie, if you double tog or triple tig elijah on a friday, you have to do a karl impression on your next turn! [usa] [www]
322. how many times, tanya, you can't double-tag a tig unless you triple tig a tog and smack dom on the back side while hoping like a kangaroo and making duck calls! [canada] [www]
323. how many times, mervi, you can't tig on the internet unless you've first togged your palantir and then you have to tag your friends' sites too! [finland] [www]
324. how many times, dean, if you've just tig-togged billy, you must sing the happpy birthday song in spanish 86 times while wearing a bikini before you can triple-tig elijah! [usa] [www]
325. how many times, courtney, if you double tig a tagtog then you have to take home elijahs shirt! [usa] [www]
326. how many times, kira, if in the event someone is tigged on a tag the "tigger" must jump around the local mall wearing a bumble bee costume and say "i’m a pretty little bumble bee" [usa] [www]
327. how many times, mimi, you can only tog on a tig on a tag on wednesday if you have tagged on a tig on a tog on the third sunday after billy's birthday! [usa] [www]
328. how many times, dolen, when you double triple tig a red haired person with a scar on their right cheek*yes face cheek* you are now invincible to all infintity tigtigtags! [usa] [www]
329. how many times, katrina, if you're gonna tig an elephant you have to do a billy impression! [australia] [www]
330. how many times, allison, upon tigging on a tog whereupon two tags ago another such tog had been administered one must find sam's elvin rope and tie yourself to the hobbit you last 'tiged' for three quarters of an hour! [usa] [www]
331. how many times, hannah, if you triple tig a tag on elijah’s birthday or in june then you must sit in the corner and cry for 7 and 9/8ths of an hour then you must jump up and down 16 times but if it is a full moon or a wednesday and it is 9:14 then you must sit in the middle of the room and hold your hands up and spin around 10 times while looking at your hands. if you look away you will have to retry and as soon as you get it right you must walk in a straight line towards billy then you must triple-tig-tog-tag- him but if you triple-tig-tog-tug him you just repeat the steps [canada] [www]
332. how many times, stacey, if dom tigs you after you've been togged by lij or billy, you must stand on top of the roof in your undies and sing "my lembas brings all the hobbits to the yard..." while shaking the booty without falling off the roof, ala orlando. bonus points if you make sir ian shake his head and mutter... [usa] [www
333. how many times, kandi, hmmm well ok...now...you can't tig sean when elijah is mooing like a cow, but if you tig dom, (while elijah is mooing like a cow) you can't tag billy for three more tigs or tags!! [usa] [www]
334. how many times, jeri, if you tig a tag twice in a day, then you get to kiss elijah on top of a fire breathing elephant! [ecuador] [www]
335. how many times, aratocriel, if you double tig on a tog after the four monday on the fith month, then billy must feed you a fruit of your choice well you lay next to a pool! [usa] [www]
336. how many times, britt, triple tigtagtogging is not allowed on the 4th of may. this rule may only be excluded if elijah were to walk into a 7/11 and request chocolates and porn while wearing billy's kilt and carrying sean's samwise-backpack! [usa] [www]
337. how many times, kelly, when you double tig a triple tag over a tig then you must make a shrine of your idol! [usa] [www]
338. how many times, neexie, if you quintuple-tog on a double-tag, you must bounce up and down in a shower with elijah and dom, while eating spaghetti, and singing the hobbit drinking song! [usa] [www]
339. how many times, doodle, you can only double tog a tig if elijah and dom kiss... feel free to join in of course! [usa] [www]
340. how many times, vick, you can quadruple-tog a tigtag only if you are standing on your head eating frosted flakes! [usa] [www]
341. how many times, sarah, a double-tog must be followed by a screaming rendition of the national anthem, but only if the togger was tigged previous to the double-tog! [usa] [www]
342. how many times, spike, you can’t tig a tog on a tag when you’re togging unless you want to walk around naked for half an hour! [usa] [www]
343. how many times, liz, if you are going to tiggie dom after being tripple togged by billy, you have to spin three times singing, "i'm a little teapot." [usa] [www]
344. how many times, siri, you can't tig on a tigtog tagtig unless it's the 2nd tuesday in july, otherwise you can tig on a tigtogtagtig, but not before getting tigged thrice, tagging someone twice, poking elijah in the eye, tigtogging dom, poking elijah in the eye again, and repeating 5 times! [usa] [www]
345. how many times, leslie, you can only tig elijah when he is eating a green tomato at sunrise in auckland! [canada] [www]
346. how many times, ari mari, to tag billy you have to double tigged sean then you have to have been tagged by dom first before to tag billy! [usa] [www]
347. how many times, jackie, if you want to tigtag dom, you have to give billy a piggy-back ride! [usa] [www]
348. how many times, herenya, if you get tigged 5 times in a row and haven't tagged billy with in the last 5 tigs you have done, you have to tig elijah with your toe and tug dom with your left pinky! [usa] [www]
349. how many times, hilary, in order to double tig a tag you must first find the meaning of life and also score a goal from the opposite end of a soccer field while dom, billy, and the uruk-hai are in the goals. (please note that these are the be the same uruk-hai that captured merry and pippin, also note that these make it a fairly impossible task to complete..! [australia] [www]
350. how many times, lindsay, if you are double togging dom after you have tigged elijah you must be eating peanut butter! [usa] [www]
351. how many times, sakira hirayama, elijah has to bark like a dog when he double tig-tag-togs billy! [usa] [www]
352. how many times, miremiel, if you're going to tig a double-tag you have to sing the "hey ho" drinking song 10 times, while drinking a pint of beer! [denmark] [www]
353. how many times, emily, if you tig billy before billy has togged dom you must eat a bag of honey roasted peanuts. unless it's monday - then you have to sing "you are my sunshine" to billy...in the key of c.! [usa] [www]
354. how many times, clay, if you want to triple tog dom, you have to get a splinter in your foot made of platinum first, then you can tag him, at which point you must direct helicopters like sam, and then you can triple tog dom! [usa] [www]
355. how many times, kara viator, you can't tag on a tog! [usa] [www]
356. how many times, kristin, you can't tog a double tagtig when elijah, billy, or sean is not in the room... if dom is you can! [usa] [www]
357. how many times, kelly, if you double tig a tag, and the person on your left tigs, then they need to stand on their head!! [usa] [www]
358. how many times, caitlin, you cannot tig a canadian unless you had coco crispies for breakfast! [usa] [www]
359. how many times, margaret, you can't tog a tig after 10:17 pm est! [usa] [www]
360. how many times, terri, you can't tig on a tog except on every third tig, when you can tig on a tog if you do it while walking on your hands with your pants down! [usa] [www]
361. how many times, jillie, in order to tag billy or dom after 4:22 p.m. eastern standard time, you must first tig-tag a giraffe while singing the national anthem of a country of your choice while hopping on one foot in a tutu & converses! [usa] [www]
362. how many times, krissy, you can't tigtogteg billy unless you kiss elijah on the nose on the third sunday of june on leap year! [usa] [www]
363. how many times, florence, if you togtag billy, dom, elijah and sean in 60 seconds you must skip around an oak table backwards singing the first hour of the movie or untill you get toged! [england] [www]
364. how many times, pipsdiamond, if dom tigtag billy and elijah tig billy at the same time, elijah is out of the game..its only a rule for elijah. so if dom tigtag billy and sean tig billy at the same time, sean isn't out the game! [netherlands] [www]
365. how many times, savvy, you can't triple tig on a double tog-tag unless you sing i may be a tiny chimney sweep but i've got an enormous broom! [usa] [www]
366. how many times, liv's twin, if you break one of the official rules of "tig", you must be carried by the other players and tossed into an excessively cold shower! [usa] [www]
367. how many times, milou, if you triple tig a tog, you have to double tag the person next to you and he/she has to sing 'the steward of gondor.' [netherlands] [www]
367. how many times, sarah, you can't tig or treat on halloween! [usa] [www]
368. how many times, bella, if you double tig billy, dom has to walk like and egyptian in a pool of lime jello. if elijah laughs, he has to wear a pink lacey dress until he can find a way to tog dom! [usa] [www]
369. how many times, laura, if your tig billy you have to double tig elijah but only after togging dom and doing an impression of your neighbor's uncle's dog spot! [usa] [www]
370. how many times, tabitha anne, when tagging a tog at 4am on tuesday the 28th of september, you must somersault 23 consectutive times, rub your tummy vigorously for 5 minutes, and finally shout tag with a deafening cresendo. [usa] [www]
371. how many times, brittaney, if you are going to tig, you must have fun. [usa] [www]
372. how many times, krystina, valid moves are tag, teg, tig, tog, tug and sometimes tyg. a little bird named billdom told me. [canada] [www]
373. how many times, lillibet, if you triple tig dom after being tagged by orlando and togged by billy you must do the robot dance to madonnas 'die another day' while eating a muller apple crumble corner. [uk] [www]
374. how many times, shelley, you must do a blig if you tig dom on friday the 13th. [england] [www]
375. how many times, jennifer, you can touble tog a tig if and only if you bitchslap elijah while singing "god bless the queen" and dancing at the same time. [usa] [www]
376. how many times, tessa, you can't tig a tig after togging billy when he tagged sean who togged dominic who tigged sean. [singapore] [www]
377. how many times, elvengir98, if billy double togs a tag on a full moon, he has to run across the street starkers! [usa] [www]
378. how many times, chelsey, you can't triple tig dom until you've watched lord of the rings twice. [usa] [www]
379. how many times, danielle, you can only tog a triple-tig-tag if you're wearing blue jeans and a bracelet on your right hand. [usa] [www]
380. how many times, kyndell short, if your going to tig-a-tig-tog billy you have to first take a peice of tape and put it firmly on your chest. then rip it off and yell *beep* *beep* and after the throbbing stops say "that was great, so it again!" [usa] [www]
381. how many times, amanda, rugby tackling is classed as a tig. [uk] [www]
382. how many times, ariane, if you tig a tog after a tag on a tog a tig you can't read slash for a week. [canada] [www]
383. how many times, caroline, if billy tigs you after a tog, dom must get up and dance to the song "thriller" until eiljah togs sean's double tig. [usa] [www]
384. how many times, brittney, you can't tig a tag. [usa] [www]
385. how many times, melissa broggi, there will be no tigging or togging when filthy dwarves are around!!!. [usa] [www]
386. how many times, lindsey, to tag-tig billy, you have to say fhwqhgads backwards. [usa] [www]
387. how many times, luara, if elijah tigs a tag when billy has tigged dom at the same time as dom has tagged billy, elijah has to recite "green eggs and ham" in german otherwise he's out of the game. [australia] [www]
388. how many times, betony, if you double tog a tig then the next person -must- double tig your double tog, otherwise they lose and have to do the chicken dance until you say stop. or if they're elijah, striptease. [australia] [www]
389. how many times, scarlet dreamer, if you tiggity tog a tag-tiggity tig then you have to jump into a pool of green jeely, while singing 'my old mans a dustman' in spanish. [england] [www]
390. how many times, sarah, if dom tigs you , you have to sing a coldplay song. [usa] [www]
391. how many times, angie, if you tig lij on a thursday at 5pm then you must perform the chicken dance in your skivvies. [usa] [www]
392. how many times, jili, if you tig on a tag then you have to kiss my butt while singing mary had a little lamb! [usa] [www>]
393. how many times, alex, if your gonna tig my ferret, you've gotta breakdance like a banana. [usa] [www]
394. how many times, mushee, if tiggidytagged by dom on thanksgiving you have to dance around elijah waving a stick of lit incense untill someone tell you you are going to put an eye out. [usa] [www]
395. how many times, briitt, dom always wins. [usa] [www]
396. how many times, kate, if you tig on a tog, you have to run in circles, screaming, "tig tig tig!" and sit down saying, "whew! tog!" [usa] [www]
397. how many times, catharine, you can't tig on a tog if it's friday and dom is wearing pink flannel pajamas or while elijah is doing the funky chicken! [usa] [www]
398. how many times, ashley, if you are tigged by dom, you must catch him and kiss him on the ear! [usa] [www]
399. how many times, apprentice, if you want to tag dom on a tig, you have to drop your pants and sing the english national anthem backwards! [australia] [www]
400. how many times, karone, if you want to tig billy on march 13, you first have to sing "the edge of night" (the song he sings in the return of the king)! [usa] [www]
401. how many times, hannah brewin, if you tig on a quadruple tog and then tag, you are banned from the toilet for 2 hours, no matter how badly you want it! [england] [www]
402. how many times, riczu, if you want to tag dom, you have run around the house three times at midnight! [finland] [www]
403. how many times, rachel, if you tig a tog on a wednesday in the woods with a 3 footed badger, you have to sing 'mary had a little lamb' backwards while jumping rope! [usa] [www]
404. how many times, hilary, if elijah happens to make a move that is completely legal (and let's face it, that's fairly impossible) elijah must be crowned king of 'tig' for the day, or at least until the last tagger recieves a kiss from one of the hobbits! [australia] [www]
405. how many times, jill, it doesn't matter you must bow to me and sing caterpiller in the beat of frajaca! [usa] [www]
406. how many times, elk hat, if you raise your eyebrows before you tag after a double tig tag, you have to run around a tree 3 times forward and one time backward, clucking like a chicken! [usa] [www]
407. how many times, carolina, if your gonna tig dom you gotta get the splinters on your side to catch him! [usa] [www]
408. how many times, anya, you cannot tag a tig when wearing a silly hat (only applicable on tuesday afternoons, around tea-time)! [australia] [www]
409. how many times, willow, can't double-tig dom unless you jump up and down 43 times while holding a ferret and yelling "i'm a hampster!" at the top of your lungs! [usa] [www]
410. how many times, ashley, every third thursday you cannot double tig a tog unless you are eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and wearing red shoes! [usa] [www]
411. how many times, patty, you must double tig a tag when you've had a double tag tig done to you! [usa] [www]
412. how many times, grecia, if you triple tig billy you must hope on one leg, pat your head and rub your stomach while singing the scottish drinking song! [puerto rico] [www]
413. how many times, robin, if you realize that tig tag and tog are said in a row during the game, yell "tigtagtog!" and you get to make someone in the group do something crazy in the middle! [netherlands] [www]
414. how many times, tarni, you can only double tig a triple tag while watching fotr on a thursday after midnight! [australia] [www]
415. how many times, jessica, if you tig on a tog on the date of february 4th you have to go up to a person named jessicaa(girl) or jesse (guy) and kiss both checks and hump dom and billy's leg till you die! [usa] [www]
416. how many times, sarah boots, if you tog tig on the date of may 26 you have to say shit and you have to french kiss dom, billy, and orlando while spanking them and sing the song by britteny spears oops i did it again! [usa] [www]
417. how many times, cassie sprules, you have to triple tog dom if he tigs either you or billy after double tagging elijah or sean! [uk] [www]
418. how many times, julie, if you tig dom you have to kiss him then you have to give elijah tongue! [usa] [www]
419. how many times, corky, if you tag on a tog you have to play ‘hide the hand’ in elijah's trousers! [usa] [www]
420. how many times, wind, you can’t tig the four hobbits if there all wearing hats at the same time! [usa] [www]
421. how many times, lostgrl4life, just have fun!!! [spanaway] [www]
422. how many times, natalie, if you're gonna tigtogtag anyone with a name beginning with n, you have to grant them one wish. if they have a b in their second name then you have to give them tequila while standing on your head and singing bilbo's walking song! [uk] [www]
423. how many times, sammie morriss, you can tigtag orli only if you wear your underwear over your outside clothes then walk into a fancy restaurant and yell "the wedgie monster is after us all! abandon your posts! run! run for your lives!" then orli must triple tigtog elijah! [usa] [www]
424. how many times, carly , if you double tig billy on a wednesday in march, you have to kidnap dom and force him to sing "you all everybody" while you strip for him! [usa] [www]
425. how many times, erandir, if you are tripple tigged by dom after he has been tog-tigged by billy on a full moon durring an equinox you have to run around the set seventeen times, jump off the deeping wall, snog orlando and tig viggo (who has no idea what's going on) or you are banned from tig for 35.18 hours! [usa] [www]
426. how many times, danielle, if you’re gonna tig, tag, or tog me, then you have to give me fair warning, so i wont freak out and kill you! [usa] [www]
427. how many times, gia, rule #11786 : you cannot tig on a tag back to dom unless billy has tagged on a tig to sean! [usa] [www]
428. how many times, emma the monaboyd lover, if you wanna tig-tag-tog u must "wax several candles." [england] [www]
429. how many times, anna e, the only way to start the game of tig is to first to play the game of cup! [usa] [www]
430. how many times, cho, you can't tig on a tog unless you stand on one leg, cross your arms and say "tigtogtagtugtogtug" really fast! [denmark] [www]
431. how many times, laura, if you tig billy you have to sing a song that has the word ass in it! [usa] [www]
432. how many times, aranil, a person can only tig after a tag-tag-tig-tag if, in fact, a tag has been places after the tig! [usa] [www]
433. how many times, the muffin man, you must yell muffin when you make the mistake of double tigging on a tig tag tom! [usa] [www]
434. how many times, jimikudos, lose points if you tog after a tig in a crowded area on a rainy day!! [usa] [www]
435. how many times, anja, if you tag a tig you have to tog a tigger! [usa] [www]
436. how many times, char, if you toggity on a tag you have to do a ringwraith scream! [usa] [www]
437. how many times, ashers, if you quadruple tig a taggity, you have to do a happy dance! [usa] [www]
438. how many times, jessica, if you double tig on a tigtugtictog then you must stand in the middle of a busy intersection and shout, "you shall not pass!" at oncoming traffic until lij is tigtagtogged by billy, who is then tiggitytictugtogged by sean, unless it's july 11th or the wednesday in april, or november, in which case dom must make sweet, sweet love to you! [usa] [www]
439. how many times, jay, if you tag a twin you must double tog on a tig with a twig! [uk] [www]
440. how many times, lauren, no togs after a tag, a tag would then insue a double tig, only after a triple tog has been placed on elijah. [usa] [www]
441. how many times, anna, if you have failed to comply by more than five of these rules, you must sacrifice a tig for a togtag, and you may not say 'tig' for three months! [england] [www]
442. how many times, kimberly keetch, you cant tig a tag unless you make a weblog entry on your xanga! [usa] [www]
443. how many times, jessica, you can’t double-tig a tag, but you can double-tag a tig if its snowing outside and is a wednesday! [usa] [www]
444. how many times, ellie- the ginger hobbit, if you tig-tag-tog, dom after he, tigs billy, you have to get a snog from elijah, and dom! [england] [www]
445. how many times, deloclya, you can't double-tig billy if he's wearing gray on tuesday! [usa] [www]
446. how many times, misty, if you tripple tig a tog, you have to watch the fotr cast commentary 2x! [usa] [www]
447. how many times, brinda, if it is december 8th (in honor of dom's birthday) you must triple-tag a hobbit before you double-tig a tog on a tiggitytog, unless of course you had fish for lunch! [usa] [www]
448. how many times, elvina, if you wanna tag elijah, you have to crawl around him, searching for you "preccciousss". but if sean has previously togged you, you can only tig billy, who then has to go outside in his kilt on a windy day! [hungary] [www]
449. how many times, liis, no rules apply, unless you're playing tig! [estonia] [www]
450. how many times, maggie, if you're going to tig dom, go ahead and do it, but if he's going to tig you back, he must remove his shirt and play a round of polish ping-pong before continuing the game of tig. (polish ping-pong is where the winner of the point is permitted to smack the ball as hard as possible at their opponent, who has their shirt lifted above their head) (also a game billy and dom might enjoy)! [usa] [www]
451. how many times, emily, if you try to tig dom after togging billy on a tag, you have to run in confused circles until you run into someone! [usa] [www]
452. how many times, freak, if you screw up the rules of tig more than three times in a row you will be forced to shave your head and read the rule book five times through! [usa] [www]
453. how many times, katie, you can’t tag a tog on a tig until you've eaten 3 jellybean and pickle sandwiches, while hopping on pogostick, while reading reader's digest from october 1995! [usa] [www]
454 how many times, dani, if you tig someone wearing a trenchcoat or anything that resembles a trenchcoat they have to strip completely naked except for the trenchcoat without taking the trenchcoat off. if they are unable to do this, allow them to complain and moan about it until some random hobo off the street comes in and knocks them out. when they finally wake up, they have to sing the dora the explorer song 28 times and not mess up once or they have to start it all over again! [usa] [www]
455. how many times, becky, if you tag on a tig when you're not supposed to, then you must voluntarily make your feet sweat before you can tug the person back.! [canada] [www]
456. how many times, heidi, you can't tig on a double tig tog unless it's right after second breakfast on a thursday! [usa] [www]
457. how many times, shelby, if you're going to tig dom with an angry kitty in your hand, you must poke yourself with a used spork and beg forgiveness from the queen of cheese! [usa] [www]
458. how many times, katie, on the first wednesday of july, you must tig the nine people before sundown or else you will have bad luck for four years! [usa] [www]
459. how many times, meredith, if you tig dom 5 times in 1 hour, he has to snog you senseless! [usa] [www]
460. how many times, kristin, if you tig billy on the 4th of october, he has to bake you a cake while wearing a kilt! [usa] [www]
461. how many times, melissa c, you can't tag billy unless you put dom's underwear on your head and dance around elijah ceremoniously! [usa] [www]
462. how many times, laura, the only way you can tag on a tog is if you you can convince orli to kiss dom while dressing like a punk, then if sean tigs you back, then billy has to beat you at cup (which we all know is impossible) so if he doesn't beat you, orli then becomes your slave for exactly 6 hours while you chuck muffins at viggo! [canada] [www]
463. how many times, hannah *the fool of a* koop, you can only tig-tag on a tog-tag-tig if you yell something in elvish! [usa] [www]
464. how many times, heather, if you tig billy five times in a row, you can't have any chocolate for a month! [canada] [www]
465. how many times, denise, you can only double tog a tag every 3rd tuesday in a month with a 'y' in it! [usa] [www]
466. how many times, holly, if you do a double tig followed by a triple tog on dom then you have to interrupt the next episode of lost with shouts of 'the ring'! [wales] [www]
467. how many times, anne-sophie, if you tig someone in france, you must speak with billy's accent unless you are togged by someone being tagged! [france] [www]
468. how many times, miranda, you can't triple tog tigs or quadruple tig togs, or you'll be forced to stand on your head with a note pinned to you that says, 'i stole dom's scrooochie...'! [australia] [www]
469. how many times, perian, if you are triple-tig-tog-tagged by a hobbit, you must dye elijah's hair orange while singing about potatoes and having a conversation with dom in chinese jibberish! [usa] [www]
470. how many times, anna! [italy] [www]
471. how many times, marquita, if you tig on a tog you have yell "im a pretty hobbit or elf!!!" at the top of your lungs! [usa] [www]
472. how many times, melanie, in order to tig on a tog, you must first triple-tog a tug! [usa] [www]
473. how many times, crimson, if you're going to quadruple-tog a tig, you have to take off your shirt and do an anteater impression! [usa] [www]
474. how many times, lesley, if you tig on the wednesday after the thursday after christmas, you automatically get a free tagtog from dom and get to keep a pair of his boxers too! [usa] [www]
475. how many times, lia, if you're going to double tig on a tig-tog, then you must quote rotk until the person who last triple togged on a tig quadruple tags a tog! [usa] [www]
476. how many times, jo, you can't tiggity-tag-tog billy unless you've stood on your head with two pens in your ears singing the theme for lord of the rings (if there is one red pen and one blue pen, you must do this for 2 minutes, if there are two blue pens you must do this for 4 minutes, and if there is any other colour combo you must do this for 3 minutes, unless however green is involved, then it automatically makes the timespan one minute), but if it is 7:45 am on the third saturday of a month that ends in "-ber" and sean tiggity-toggeroos you back, then you must run around in circles screaming for a full five minutes, during which billy, elijah, and dom must chase you and if they catch you you must tig-toggy-tag them with a rubber chicken taped to your arm, but if they don't you get to hunt down viggo, cling to his leg and tig him, upon which he will tig tag you back and propose to you on the spot, and making you his and thus enabling you to request his help in toggity-taging the whole cast of the fellowship, minus sean who tiggity-toggerooed you in the first place, thus requiring that you do five jumping jacks and tig him instead! [canada] [www]
477. how many times, harley, you can't tig on a tag unless you will sing "ring around the rosies" to an old person! [usa] [www]
478. how many times, naila, you may only tiggle-tag-teg a male between 3:00 pm - 3:30 pm on wednesday unless you have been double teg-tag-tigged by a 12-year-old girl earlier that day! [usa] [www]
479. how many times, tanis! [england] [www]
480. how many times, tina! [usa] [www]
481. how many times, elle! [usa] [www]
482. how many times, lottie, you’re only allowed 2 fancy dominic cause he’s the fittest! [uk] [www]
483. how many times, sadie! [usa] [www]
484. how many times, becky, if you want to tig sean you have to stick a kick me sign on your back and run around the town screaming tig tog for 2 minutes! [england] [www]
485. how many times, shanraii, if you're going to tag somone on their birthday, you must have been triple-togged within the last three days and four hours! [canada] [www]
486. how many times, lady elwen, if you tig someone while on horseback, he must then tog someone else in the next 30 seconds, or else be snogged by dom! (if it's dom you tig in the first place, well, figure that out later!!) [usa] [www]
487. how many times, laura renee! [usa] [www]
488. how many times, anna! [italy] [www]
489. how many times, sadie, you are obliged to attempt and fail at tigging billy at least three times before actually succeeding! [usa] [www]
490. how many times, mforsidandkripse! [usa] [www]
491. how many times, laura, if it's a leap year, you can only tig a tog after 12 pm on july 2nd, and under no circumstances can you tag a tog! [uk] [www]
492. how many times, tig-is-the-game, to triple tam-tog-tig, you have to recite part of lost with you being claire and dom being charlie! [uk] [www]
493. how many times, susie! [usa] [www]
494. how many times, stevie, you can tig a tagger, but you can't tag a tigger! [usa] [www]
495. how many times, laurie! [usa] [www]
496. how many times, sam, if you're triple-tigged while on horseback, you must surrender the horse to your tigger, and then sing native american tribal chants backward through a vocoder while accompanying yourself on the electric cello! [usa] [www]
497. how many times, clo! [france] [www]
498. how many times, miranda, if you tig on a tag when you're a tog, you have to stand up in front of everybody and sing the scottish national anthem unless the person sitting to the right of the person directly across from you is a tig! [australia] [www]
499. how many times, skye! [usa] [www]
500. how many times, serinde, if elijah tigs dom, and dom tags you, then you must immediately kiss dom and apologise to billy for leaving him out! [hong kong] [www]
501. how many times, karen! [usa] [www]
502. how many times, mazzie, if you tig a tag a tog a tug, dinner is on you! [uk] [www]
503. how many times, liz! [usa] [www]
504. how many times, chelsea! [australia] [www]
505. how many times, arni! [australia] [www]
506. how many times, johanna! [sweden] [www]
507. how many times, jaja monaghan, if you triple-tag a tog on dom while he has "girls lie" written on his right hand, you must glomp each hobbit boy at least twice (including dom) and yell "eat 'shrooms!" [uk] [www]
508. how many times, heather, you must get all of your co-workers/students/friends to play tig at work/school/home, including all the rules! [usa] [www]
509. how many times, holly, if you want to togtig dom, you first have to tog billy, then elijah, while doing an orc/elephant impression. then you will have to be tigged by sean, then you can tigtog dom! [uk] [www]
510. how many times, jacki, if you are tig-tagged, you must tog someone new before your next turn, or you can't be tig-tigged again until twelve different people are to-tagged before you are tigged next! [finland] [www]
511. how many times, laurel havens, you can only triple tig a togtag after billy has kissed dom and dom danced through the streets! [usa] [www]
512. how many times, miki! [singapore] [www]
513. how many times, anna, you have to go and kiss peter jackson's feet if you tag on a tigtog! [austria] [www]
514. how many times, alli, envision majik ninjas before tigging 'lij! [usa] [www]
515. how many times, dani, when you triple tig a tog, remember that in a parellel universe you're also triple tigging a tog so then you have to tag on the next tig! [canada] [www]
516. how many times, christina! [usa] [www]
517. how many times, audra, you can only triple tog elijah with a corndog on sunday afternoons slightly after 1:00, but only if there's ice cream in his pants, a chihuahua with a slight cold clinging to his left knee cap with the urge to sneeze in his shorts, and cotton candy lotion in your purse, but, if your stomach was recently pumped/ filled with stew, the above is null and void! [usa] [www]
518. how many times, katrina, you must do a nazgul impression in dom's ear if you triple-tag on a tig-tag-tig if it's a tuesday! [usa] [www]
519. how many times, anariel! [usa] [www]
520. how many times, claire-chan, a triple-tigged-tog may only be performed on tuesdays while singing broadway show tunes! [canada] [www]
521. how many times, holly! [usa] [www]
522. how many times, erica ritenour, you can only tigtag elijah if he is the second person on your right. if he is sitting directly next to you and billy is on his right, you may not tag him at all! [usa] [www]
523. how many times, superchickensoup, a double tig tag tog is also known as a tig no red, blue... a double tog tag tig is also known as a tog no green, yellow. a tog no blue, blue is a tig tag tog double-tog tig while tigging billy and togging a tig tag togger who isn't laughing at elijah. usually all tig tag toggers are laughing at elijah, so a tog no blue, blue is usually classified as a golden laughing tig, or a billy bog. there is no real need to billy bog elijah, a double tigged tag no blue, red will do! [uk] [www]
524. how many times, aranil! [usa] [www]
525. how many times, anna, a "teg" is not an acceptable form of "tig", except when you double-tig a tag on the first friday of the month between the hours of 3:30 and 4:00 pm! [uk] [www]
526. how many times, whitney, if you want to tag-tig-tig on a double tog during october, you must first recite the greek alphabet backwards while hopscotching and flapping your arms like a stork! [usa] [www]
527. how many times, brooke wagner, if you togtagtogtigtog elijah after he has gotten on his knees and dropped his trousers from tigging billy and billy tigging him back, then orli has to make out and cuddle with you in bed for a full 24 hours, even if he is not playing tig! [usa] [www]
528. how many times, ariel, you can't tog-tig a tag! [usa] [www]
529. how many times, kathrels, you have to shout every tig, tag, tog, tiggy-tog, toggy-tug taggety-tig, dubble tigtagtec, tripple-tigtug, chicky-tiggety-tog, tec, etc. out loud when you tig someone... otherwise, of course, everyone gets confused. and please never start playing tig when you're not dressed as a hobbit. however if this is the second time you start playing tig you are allowed to take off your pants before entering the game! [belgium] [www]
530. how many times, anna, you finally have to decide if you love dom's british accent more than billy's scottish accent before you tig any of them - they want to know! [austria] [www]
531. how many times, danni! [usa] [www]
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